Sharks have it bad NOK, when threatened, the predators are wrong without seeing a terrible public relations image of its serial-killing fame, drowned out by the hammy acting and the torture-porn evil. But there is one takeaway from "Shark Night 3D" single hard-body-count B-movie, where the semi-solid students (including "American Idol" alum Katharine McPhee), hit the Louisiana Bayou weekend, tan and handsome as moviegoers can take several low-rent "Jaws" knockoff carnage.
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In 1982, it was "Conan" that gave the world of cinema its most muscular and beefy star in Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was also one of the simplest action films ever - it relied on visuals rather than dialogues, to tell its story.
As has been the trend lately, an unimaginatively bankrupt Hollywood is rehashing its biggest hits, with disastrous consequences.
In a mythical land, after his family is butchered by a mysterious warlord, a barbarian warrior Conan (Jason Momoa) sets out to seek revenge.
This film tries to go one up on the original, attempting to build a story and explain a lot of things that were left for the viewers to understand in the original. Instead of helping the story, it actually kills a semblance of one.
Compared to the original, the film has much more elaborate sets, better production value, better special effects and detailed action sequences. Sadly, mere make up does not make a film. It needs a soul, which is completely missing from this one.
The film tries to make up for it with gory violence. But the senselessness of it all actually puts one off.
If nothing, the original "Conan - The Barbarian" was a lesson in simplicity. With very few dialogues, no needless explanations, a gentle, even pace which is rare for modern action films, it gave you time to warm up to it. In comparison, this one is in such a hurry that it seems to be all over the place.
In the original "Conan", the film was carried forward by operatic music rather than dialogues and the focus was on actor's physicality rather than their acting ability (a perfect setting for Arnold).
These factors hid Arnold's inability to act and gave the film that rode on the visible strength in his muscles, a mythical proportion, which was only loosely based on the original stories of Conan.
The makers of the 2011 version, seems to have forgotten these simple facts.
One glimpse into their Wikipedia page of the original film would have helped them immensely in making this new one.
In action films, the less said the better. Surprisingly, modern action filmmakers and writers of action genre have regressed from that cardinal rule. To understand how, watch the original version of "Conan", and the 2011 version.
This film went through a decade of production hell before being made. Perhaps it would have been better if it indeed had never been made.
I remember enjoying the first one but I don’t remember why. It was probably Eliza Dushku thinking about it. However she isn’t in it which is a pity, we have instead a collection of young mostly stupid wannabe reality stars.
However the one shining light is Henry Rollins his performance is top notch as the ex-special forces marine. The deaths are what you would expect lots of stabbing, a few arrows a chain and some explosions, there is lots of running and some nudity.
In the end this film doesn’t break the mould it just snugly fits into it.
I learnt a few things from this film though if you are setting a reality show in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere you should properly scout the area for deformed psychopaths.
Also you can cut someone in half with an axe and I don’t mean horizontally I mean vertically!
And if you’re out in the woods and you find a bbq with no one around its most likely to be human meat cooking.
In the end I think the film would have been improved with a little Faith
The style king was leaving a Tuesday night (23Aug11) bash at New York's Standard nightclub when he took offence when another man attempted to bar two strangers from the elevator.
A source tells the New York Daily News the drunk party guest blurted out, "No fat people allowed in the elevator; only people who threw up their dinner can fit."
Bloch and the lift operator insisted the man apologise to the couple. He did.
Designer Phillip Bloch demanded a drunk reveller apologise to two portly party guests after he told them they were too fat to ride an elevator with his group.
The style king was leaving a Tuesday night (23Aug11) bash at New York's Standard nightclub when he took offence when another man attempted to bar two strangers from the elevator.
A source tells the New York Daily News the drunk party guest blurted out, "No fat people allowed in the elevator; only people who threw up their dinner can fit."
We left off last week with everyone dealing with the aftermath of The Situation creating quite the situation with Snooki, claiming that they hooked up a few months back. Surprisingly though this plays a very small role in this episode because now these housemates have bigger problems to deal with.
The guys pull a prank on Deena which doesn't go over very well, Sammi and Ronnie are back to their old ways already (shocking), and JWoww has suddenly taken on the role of a therapist for the group – how did this happen?
But in a shocking twist, Ronnie and Mike get into a huge fight that quickly escalates to physical violence and could very well impact the future relationships of the entire house. So much for the simpler days of twinning and pulling a robbery. So who will be left standing? There’s never a dull moment on the Jersey Shore.
The Meet The Fockers star was shocked when she was diagnosed with the thinning bone condition and she has since researched the problem and now realises its common among all women in their 50s and 60s.
She explains, "One in two women over the age of 50 will have a fracture-related osteoporosis. When I heard that, I thought, 'Woah! I better get on the case.'"
Danner is behind the launch of a new website, act2reducefractures.com, which offers advice and tips for fellow sufferers and proactive steps those approaching 50 about how to avoid osteoporosis.
Kim Kardashian wastes no time getting down to business with her new husband after a romantic dinner for two.
The newlywed reality star and Kris Humphries are pictured getting frisky on a sun lounger during their Italian honeymoon, with Kim showering her man with kisses while lying on top of him.
In another shot, 26-year-old Kris is seen shirtless as the couple's amorous encounter heated up.
Feeling frisky: Kim Kardashian and new husband Kris Humphries share a close encounter on a sun lounger during their Italian honeymoon, pictured shortly after arriving on Tuesday
Kim, 30, married Kris on Saturday in a lavish ceremony in Montecito, California.
They then took a flight to Italy on Monday where they are enjoying a short break together in a luxury resort on the Amalfi Coast.
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Now for dessert! Kim Kardashian straddles shirtless Kris Humphries on sun lounger after romantic honeymoon meal
The pair are clearly making the most of their time alone - as they are soon heading back to the States.
Amorous: A short while later Kris had removed his T-shirt as thing heated up between the couple
Kim and Kris, a former New Jersey Nets basketball star, are expected to attend a party in New York before Kim makes her way back to Los Angeles.
On Sunday she is due to present an award at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Her wedding to Kris was captured on camera for a TV special which will air on the E! network in October.
Tasty: The newlyweds enjoy a romantic meal for two while relaxing at their luxury resort on the Amalfi Coast
Guests included the likes of Lindsay Lohan, former Spice Girl Mel B, Demi Lovato and RnB singer Ciara.
However, not all guests were overly impressed by the wedding.
One told Us Weekly: 'Everybody felt awkward, like it was all for the cameras and more like a TV show than a wedding.'
Honeymoon here we come: Kim and Kris at Los Angeles LAX Airport on Monday bound for Italy
Socialite Kim Kardashian says her wedding to basketball player Kris Humpheries was heavenly. 'It was like we were in heaven.
'People.com quoted Humphries as saying: 'I'm going to remember how perfect it was.'
The couple got married in Montecito, California, Aug 20. Wearing a custom-designed Vera Wang ball gown, the 30-year-old said she 'felt like a princess.'
According to wedding planner Sharon Sacks, the wedding was a mix of tradition and glamour.
'Kim loves black and white and so does Kris. They have this Hollywood royalty feeling and the black and white represented formality. But tradition was very important to them,' said Sacks.
British film critics have poured scorn on U.S. actress Anne Hathaway for her northern English accent in the movie "One Day", calling it variously "another Hollywood stinker" and "all over the shop".
"The Devil Wears Prada" and "Rachel Getting Married" star said she had worked with a dialect coach to get the voice of Yorkshire "lass" Emma right in the film based on David Nicholls' popular novel.
She also told the BBC that she watched the popular British television soap opera "Emmerdale", set in Yorkshire, to train for the part.
The preparation did not pay off in many viewers' eyes, however, as critics queued up to pounce on her pronunciation of a notoriously tricky accent.
"The Oscar-nominated actress's every line is masked by one of the most honkingly rubbish Yorkshire accents you've ever heard," wrote Robbie Collin in the Telegraph newspaper.
The review drew comparisons between Hathaway as Emma and Dick Van Dyke as Bert the London cockney in "Mary Poppins", deemed one of the worst ever offenses against a British accent on the big screen.
Jan Moir of the Daily Mail questioned Hathaway's suitability for the role in “One Day”, arguing that she is far too glamorous to pull it off.
As for the accent, she added: "Just like nothing can camouflage Hathaway's incandescent beauty in ‘One Day’, nothing can hide the awfulness of her fake Yorkshire accent.
"Really, it is quite something to behold. For it is a nomadic accent - it was born under a wandering star. It's all over the shop."
Peter Bradshaw of the Guardian was kinder on Hathaway's delivery, saying "it's not as terrible as all that" in a two-out-of-five star review.
In addition to the Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger Conan the Barbarian without a doubt the most prestigious roles.
Clash of the Titans in so I can say that they nailed it. Add to park our sand monsters and Rose McGowan Freddy Krueger nails and huge forehead and you've got the remake. But with one stone if they were looking for a quality franchise business is lost, it marked one.
Unfortunately, despite some awkward moments, Conan the Barbarian movie with a hollow green is very little brain.will. Momo is not for the fact - otherwise notable actor-centered management of Conan charm and add a touch of wit.
Eventually support a wire story and flat characters who prove to be true enemy is brutal.
Most frustrating is the way history is made. Conan The main purpose of revenge for his father's brutal murder is meant to be sought. But it's about a man searching for a mask to control the world and his strange daughter, McGowan played by his dead wife's next is a story of revival.
McGowan uses to speak of this film proves without a doubt, he can not work.that is, but that is just ridiculous.
Ultimately changed the story is pushed aside and forgotten, this film. Nispel is a three modern era when it comes to restoring the old school franchise.
Maybe one day they forget all about directing movies, commercials as if they are still showing some restraint. Stupid glow raids and epic hero camera shots and forget to tell a story, and if your story is very thin, do not try and fight that much beef on the water or lazy to leave the sex comes out in the woods with it up. Intelligence to detect violations of the public hack you can not film. Yes, you have to work hard, but real quality is not easy.
Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp) crosses paths with a woman from his past (Cruz), and he’s not sure if it’s love — or if she’s a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.
When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (McShane), Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.
Being part of the movie franchise on the planet, there are many people who do not know Daniel Radcliffe.
And while his fame in the past may have gotten in the way of your love life, it's Harry Potter is very much in love with his new girlfriend.
Daniel, 22, on Tuesday, was seen strolling hand in hand with the beautiful brunette.
The only magic: Daniel Radcliffe and his girlfriend were seen hand in hand on Tuesday as they enjoyed a walk around NYC
Mega movie star recently revealed that she was in a relationship, telling the chat show host Larry King.
He said: "I've got a girlfriend at the moment, I'm in love with.
You know, we'll see where that goes. '
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But when Daniel opened his feelings about the girl's identity remains unknown.
Love it last month, Harry Potter actor has revealed that he had a girlfriend in an interview with Larry King and that his girl, whose identity is unknown was in love with
Daniels wore a plain T-shirt and blue shorts, while his girlfriend a pair of long black lilac vest and a pair of flip flops were dressed in a pair of leggings.
The fresh-faced girl with a little makeup and her hair pulled back causally in a messy bun. See
Daniel only a meteoric rise to fame with his girlfriend in 2001, the first Harry Potter film has since become public.
SHe has a style icon at the end of the day Suri Cruise is still a little girl.
And her wardrobe is packed full of fashionable clothes that a subsidiary can not be without it - her blanket.
Suri, five, was left devastated when her favorite comforter and Katie Holmes was absent from the helicopter were traveling in.
He was seen clutching a few toys and little girl closed her eyes and her mother became very upset as he headed toward the whirring helicopter followed by clenched.
Once on board, Suri let rip a shower of tears, sobbing as she stared out the window.
Fortunately, just before a member of staff find her blanket and get to the little girl in the nick of time to succeed.
Little Suri's mood changed and a man who was seen waving her gratitude helped.
Katie, 32, seemed to put her down as she sat on the seat next to Suri and just calm yourself.
Dawson's Creek star in New York worked hard to promote her new film is not afraid of the dark.
Her husband, Tom Cruise splitting LA, Miami and New York was between the ages of your own movie as he works on rock.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is ready to see a whole lot more conflicted.
Lifetime hours as the green light to a television series actress in 2010 film, "customer list," one has to reboot.
Deadline, reports Network 10 episodes, scheduled to air in 2012 ordered.
"List of customers," a 2004 Texas A mother who turned to prostitution to make ends meet scams involving a fictionalized account, Hewitt earned a Golden Globe nomination and a Lifetime in the 3.9 million visitors in July 2010 introduced during the premiere.
Hewitt not only play the heroine of the night, though.
His production company, served as executive producer with Fedora Films. Both roles will be reprising her series.
How, exactly, "client list" will translate to a series has been overlooked.
Hewitt original character, Sam Horton, ended up with out of jail, working as a waitress and seemingly set to wake with her ex. If prostitution to serial story, and a direct continuation of the series does not seem poised to be retelling.
Turns out, on Friday, the children of this age are actually less than exciting for Rebecca Black. Why? He now attends regular school.
In a new interview with ABC News that the singer has admitted she is tutored at home because the students after a really hard time giving up her first singles started.
Rebecca Black at school was getting made fun of the "Friday" that came out - that her mother decided to pull it out and the singer began homeschooling.
Black just told ABC News ... The students were constantly targeting her, explaining, "I really in a nasally voice," Friday "... or you start singing, they like, will be run by the day Oh, my, Rebecca is it? "
Teachers Fabian De Fabiani, 24, Paddy McGuinness has hosted the show, which was shown at this year's New Year's Day episode of the Ken Kayleigh, 22 is chosen instead of a competitor.
But later, Fabian realized that the wrong girl and tracked down on Facebook nursing student Kaleigh was raised.
He told the Sun: "I really kicked myself. She was so beautiful.
You go on, there are all these lights, adrenalin going, and I should have been as attentive as I was not. '
Kaleigh said he was crushed when she rejected him, saying: "I was disappointed. I thought he was amazing but he did not look at me once. I think he was too busy to show off.
However, he was thrilled when he got in touch after the show - when they are properly met and went on a date, they felt there was a spark.
Beckenham, south London, Fabian, the questions as they popped Kayleigh Eastbourne, East Sussex, walked along the beach near his house.
Sun added that the rice, 37 will be invited, for his famous "Ding Dang Do! For their wedding catchphrase, the date is finally arranged.
Kayleigh gushed: 'I did not think I met someone who was someone I would like on TV, but it is just amazing.
"She is very beautiful.
And she makes me feel like I'm the only woman in the world. He's telling me he loves me, that smells of a T-shirt, and sent flowers leaves notes. '
Funny show features 30 women from across the UK are looking for a man.
A guy walks into the studio name, age, and to where.
ITV1 show, catchphrase with "no likey, no lighty 'next series currently is recruiting for potential contestants.
24-year-old star told Star magazine, her curvy physique, she is fed up with constant criticism, and more than happy with their current size.
Lauren claimed after it was revealed that his fellow TOWIE star Lucy was jealous of Mecklenburgh toned and lithe figure.
Lauren said: "I have actually seen this week I'm pissed off a lot of stories. I do not feel insecure about my figure, I'm happy with the way I see. '
Asked how often he works out, Lauren said: "It's not a regular thing, it could be once a week or twice a week, depending on what is happening.
"I'm still a size ten and if you look at a series I have not changed much.
"I'm bored of talking about it all the time - the day people can go about their weight at the end, but I am Mark and were happy."
TOWIE castmate Amy Lauren Childs also reported in recent weeks it has lost too much weight was talked about.
He said: "I saw a couple of days ago and she is looking very thin - but that does not look too thin.
"I trained very hard. He is really motivated by a personal trainer, which looks really nice.
"I'm not a fan of being too skinny."
He said: "I am very happy because he is not a violent person.
Now it just proves he is guilty has not been found.
All the sleepless nights and nightmares like I have been through with us, "Wow that is so good." I can breathe again.
Finally we can get on with our lives. It took a weight from our shoulders. '
Hollywood A-listers and music stars of the same style for the 2011 Teen Choice Awards is stepped. Is lovely the blue carpet Universal City, California's Gibson Amphitheatre on Sunday rolled out to kill people, August 7 Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez were none other than.
21-year-old Swift, who will receive the Ultimate Choice Award presented Marilyn Monroe inspired look. The Rafael Cennamo, which she belts Ranjana Khan, Neil Lane jewelry and a pair of Fendi shoes, a white halterneck dress was put together. See it for the evening, she pulled back her hair in a ponytail.
19-year-old Gomez, in the meantime, a creme with a silk ribbon, gold by Erin Fetherston dresses and chose to go to a glam look. Justin Bieber Awards show for her boyfriend came, he went solo blue carpet and a friend, Demi Lovato, who dazzled in a yellow mini dress posing for the camera with the ball.
Bieber blue carpet, brought his own style. Give a touch of formality to your casual style, "Baby" hitmaker under his bowtie and a leather vest over a shirt button to hang loose. He likes Male Artist, Choice TV Villain, like male red carpet fashion icons and options for five awards, including male is attractive.
Are going to look a little more comfortable was Nina Dobrev. "The Vampire Diaries" by the Elena Gilbert Dolce & Gabbana sent her blue gingham dress with a summery feel. The navy dress with a pair of Ferragamo heels making. Her co-star and rumored boyfriend, Ian Somerhalder, meanwhile, it totally put a simple gray T-shirt and jeans.
She complained that her intimidating men.But now it seems her latest co-star Emma Watson strike in Los Angeles after they were seen hugging.Emma, 21, 'foolish', as he tenderly watched Johnny Simmons, 24, £ 30 million stars with her in the upcoming drama perks of being a wallflower kissed.Couple were first seen together, but had previously denied that they were in a relationship.
Emma play Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films have struggled hard to shake off her prim schoolgirl image.
His film career playing a drug addict and includes explicit sexual scenes.Mail on Sunday, told an audience: "They were all over each other, kiss and hug. It was very sweet to see. It just looked stupid. One girl recognized him and approached him.
They are obviously head over heels in love. 'Johnny with Emma expensive home in Santa Monica, where she has been staying with friends the night is spent.A source said: "Emma turned the moment Johnny was all over him. He stayed overnight one night this week at least. This is clearly a serious relationship.He might have denied it, but they do not seem to be trying to hide it. 'Another friend said: "Emma loves Johnny how down-to-earth and normal. He is very charming and sweet. 'MTV Movie Awards afterparty on Johnny months Emma was seen pinching down.
He said: "I say to my friends," perhaps because they are afraid. " They are like wall of fame should be that "why hasn'tx call me?".
I believe that anyone will find me intimidating. '
Alabama-born and brought up in Texas - Johnny southern 'good ol' boys in the tradition of the past.80mph in a 65mph zone at the age of 19 to go was arrested in May 2006.
He is the greatest critics was praised for playing a drug addict, also starring Pierce Brosnan. Emma and Johnny perks of being a wallflower in May, met on the set.Due for release next year, the Harry Potter film could not be removed from a controversial novel is adapted from, drugs, sex and suicide feature.She loves the former financier Jay Barrymore, eight years his senior, and fellow musician and Burberry model includes George Craig.
Johnny and Emma did not return calls or spokesmen for comment last night.
