Sharks have it bad NOK, when threatened, the predators are wrong without seeing a terrible public relations image of its serial-killing fame, drowned out by the hammy acting and the torture-porn evil. But there is one takeaway from "Shark Night 3D" single hard-body-count B-movie, where the semi-solid students (including "American Idol" alum Katharine McPhee), hit the Louisiana Bayou weekend, tan and handsome as moviegoers can take several low-rent "Jaws" knockoff carnage.
Writers Will Hayes and Jesse Stud Berg introduce tough hillbilly accent locals with the help of a carefully cultivated sharks in saltwater lake in private snuff film factory, "liberation"-meets-"Hostel" in trouble, the - pardon the card - a feeling creature- function bait and switch.
Director David R. Ellis valiant attempt to bring the same hucksterish energy to feed the zoo in the genre, as he did on his notoriously hyped yet sporadically entertaining "Snakes on a Plane", but after careful shark-like to keep moving or -die film-making ethos, shock is weak (see "Deep Blue is set to" kill the original and the freakier the air). Comin'-at-ya 3-D seems more than ever as a vestigial tricks, and there is no Samuel L. Jackson.
Stay past the credits, though, and you can find close-in-cheek rap video with actors - and it draws a star Dustin Milligan - who carries the main attraction in this insouciance spoofy.
'Shark Night 3D. "Rated PG-13. Duration: 91 minutes. In general release.
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